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  FLIGHT INSTRUCTION


just in case there is unexpected turbulence

be sure it fits low and tight across your lab

let us know if you need any help

insert the metal end into the buckle until it klicks

there`s a path of white lights along
the base of the seats that lead to
red lights that mark the exits

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über den wolken

muss die freiheit wohl grenzenlos sein

alle ängste alle sorgen sagt man

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we promise to do everything to
make sure that you have a save and
comfortable flight

and then take a moment
to enjoy yourself

be sure it fits low and tight across your lab

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über den wolken

muss die freiheit wohl grenzenlos sein

alle ängste alle sorgen sagt man

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there are four doors
two in the front and two in the rear
each door has an inflation slide
there are also four window exits
over the wings

let us know if you need any help

take a moment to look around and find your closest exit

go on we will wait

just breathe normally
don`t worry if the bag doesn`t inflate

comply with the instructions from the inflight team

destroying restroom smoke detectors
isn`t alowed by law

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über den wolken

muss die freiheit wohl grenzenlos sein

alle ängste alle sorgen sagt man

(slip the elastic band around your  head and tighten by pulling he
loose ends at each side of the
mask)

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if you leave the aircraft
just breathe normally